Saturday, February 16, 2008

Story

This story will have a moral that will apply to my experiences today. Now sit and listen.

One time there was a little lobster. His name was McHenry. Now, McHenry was a lobster and he was also little. He lived in the ocean, and McHenry was a little lobster, who lived in the ocean. In the ocean lived a little lobster, named McHenry, who lived in the ocean and was a lobster. McHenry was small, so the ocean, which he lived in, was large to him, him being McHenry, a small lobster who lived in the ocean.

Now McHenry, this lobster who lived in the ocean was small. He felt small because he was little, and his best friend was a shark. The thing was this shark was very large, and also had to be constantly moving, or else his gills would not work and he would die. This made McHenry

No, no, stop the story.

I just noticed that whenever I push the apostrophe key, I get the same results as inputting CRTL+F would normally get me. Hold on, let me try it again.

Yeah... yeah.

Oh, now Im just in no mood... to...

See, it didn

DAMNIT!

What kind of disgusting world do we live in, where I can

...where I cannot use proper grammatical punctuation? No wonder the youth of today cannot speak properly anymore.

Oh, and this story was going to go into gay lobster-shark sex, and now you arenAPOSTROPHEt getting any.

Also I cannot do a backslash here either.

Sunday, February 3, 2008

Hiaku

I like eating food
Babies go well with steak sauce
They are very nom.